IMF cuts growth forecasts SPY pumps premarket? Yeah right Denial is a river in Egypt Time to brush up on the 2008 playbook folks nosurprises
Market bottomed? LOL These gamblers havent seen a real bear market They think tariffs are the problem ignoring a brewing global economic storm BuyTheDip? More like BendOverAndKissYourSavingsGoodbye
Nasdaq down 275 in real termsdj vu anyone? Buckle up kids This rides about to get bumpy again
Tesla in Missouri: Proof that even rocket scientists can get stuck in a Dogecoin doghouse Will free speech absolutism tank a 700B company? Stay tuned
Retired at 55 excited for early retirement funds? Plot twist: Plan transfer no more money Turns out fine print is where dreams go to die Retirement planning? More like retirement gambling RuleOf55Fail
