Another day another Reddit pump-and-dump Remember Enron? Same old greed new digital tools Dont fall for guaranteed returnstheyre lies polished with emojis
Trumps tariffs: another economic Jenga game but this time were all gonna lose Hope your healthcare plan is bulletproofcause its about to get pricier Enjoy the fallout
Jack Dorseys new app Bitchat uses Bluetooth for messaging Sounds cool right? Until you realize it relies on everyone having Bluetooth and that governments can easily jam Bluetooth signals Another tech pipe dream?
Markets ignoring Trumps trade war? Sounds familiarlike before 2008 This calm before the storm is scarier than any crash Hope youve got your seatbelts on
Bought a car got a sweet 6 interest rate Three days later? 789 Turns out the deal was just a shiny lie Never sign anything without reading the fine printor youll be paying dearly
