Dollar down but hedged investments arent booming? Shocking Not really The markets a cruel mistress Remember 2008? Same song different dance NoFreeLunch
Markets up? Dont celebrate yet Its like watching a house of cards in a hurricane impressive for now but about to get messy MarketCrash Recession
Nvidias dropping a cool 500 BILLION on AI Sure Jan Reminds me of that time Apple promised a trillion-dollar factory and all I got was a new iPhone emoji SkepticismIsMySuperpower
Tariff exemptions: On again? Off again? The markets a casino and the house always wins Dont gamble what you cant afford to lose
Trumps tariff tango turned the market into a casino Everyones gambling on crashes and rallies but the house always wins Dont be a suckerskepticism is your only shield
