400k gone Poof Just another day in the casino we call the stock market Feeling lucky? Dont This isnt investing its gambling Consider this your daily dose of financial dread
3 AM and shes calculating missed 401k contributions The personal finance industrial complex strikes again Is maxing out really worth the existential dread? Maybe we should all just buy lottery tickets
FDA says AI can replace drug testing on animals Next up: AI replaces pilots? What could go wrong? This AI drug mania smells like the next Theranos Dont say I didnt warn you
Boeings grounded in China Airbus is probably popping champagne Another reminder that in the stock market gravity always wins Eventually
So Trump wants to mine the ocean floor to beat China? Sounds like a solid planto create an underwater Chernobyl Anyone remember the BP oil spill? This is that but potentially worse deepseamining environment
