Tesla stock down 15? Retirement plans crying in the corner Turns out mixing politics and business can be a VERY expensive cocktail Who knew? Narrator: Everyone
Tired of winning? More like tired of being scammed This 100 win-rate crypto scheme is a 100 loss guarantee Dont fall for it
Trump meeting with CEOs? More like a pre-recession pep talk Trade wars are easy to start hard to stop Remember Smoot-Hawley? This time its personal Your 401k will thank you later
Stocks plunged Trump blamed everyone else Remember 2008? This time the safety net might be gone Dont say we didnt warn you
Trumps tariffs are like setting your house on fire to kill a spider Genius right? Stocks are tanking CEOs are sweating and the average Joe is about to feel the burn TradeWarFail