Crypto bro looking for love? That 70 match boost is mostly women attracting men drawn to the idea of wealth not Bitcoin itself Dont bet your love life on a speculative bubble dating crypto
Saw a chart promising a guaranteed 7-figure return My BS detector went off Turns out Fibonacci retracement isnt a magic spell Who knew?
Cryptocom unburned 70 billion tokens? Shocking Not really Its like finding out your limited edition sneakers are actually mass-produced Fool me once shame on you Fool me twicewell Im probably still in crypto
Crypto alt season? More like alt reality Prices pump promises break and the only ones getting rich are the whales cashing out Seen this movie before Spoiler alert: it ends badly NoHashtags
Ethereum partys over? So is your retirement fund probably This meme is funny but the losses are real Dont let FOMO turn into financial ruin
