Trumps new stablecoin USD1 Stable genius or stable con? History suggests skepticism is your safest bet crypto stablecoin trump
BYD outsells Tesla? Sure and tulips were once worth a fortune Historys repeating itself one electric engine at a time Dont get caught holding the bag when the music stops
Consumer confidence at a 12-year low? Shocker Definitely nothing to worry about Just the economy teetering on the edge of a cliff Time to buy more lottery tickets
Debt collectors hung up on YOU? Join the club Theyre like telemarketers but they actually want your money Pro tip: Ask for a debt validation letter Watch them vanish faster than free pizza at a tech conference
Retail traders just YOLOd 70 billion into the market while big money ran for the hills Sure this time its different Just like it always is
