Another market crash? Shocking Just like 2008 people thought theyd get rich quick without risk Turns out greed is timeless and always bites back
Irans threatening to close the Strait of Hormuz? Sounds like another chapter in the how to bankrupt your retirement handbook Anyone else smell 1973 oil crisis vibes?
Another day another Reddit meltdown Bears crying over missed crashes proving once again that timing the market is suicide Remember: Guaranteed returns polished lies
Another day another Reddit thread full of gamblers hoping for a miracle Remember Enron? 2008? History rhymes folksget ready for the next crash Hope isnt an investment strategy
Teslas robotaxi? More like robo-flop Another day another broken promise from Musk Remember Enron? Same playbook different decade Dont be the next victim
