Goldman Sachs says 35 chance of recession? Honey thats optimistic Remember 2008? My grandmas bingo winnings took a bigger hit than that buckleup
Trumps trade guru says tariffs will magically create 6 trillion Is this economics or alchemy? My bets on another market meltdown Remember 2008?
Trumps tariffs are like setting your house on fire to kill a spider Economys toast and were all getting burned
Trumps Liberation Day aka tariff day is coming Buckle up buttercup Your wallets about to feel lighter than a Lehman Brothers executives conscience after 2008 JustSayin
Coreweave IPO: Like buying a used car with a blown engine and a fake title Administrative error my a This aint a tech miracle its a ticking time bomb caveatemptor
