Trump says tariffs might cause a recession but dont worry no depression Just like setting your house on fire but being proud you saved the garage Genius MarketCrash TradeWar
Trumps tariff pause was like a magic trick: Poof Markets soar Poof Your savings vanish Who needs Vegas when you have Wall Street? PumpAndDump
Trumps buy now tweet sparked a market frenzy reminding us that a tweet can trigger a financial tsunami John a retired teacher lost half his savings Whos laughing now? Certainly not John
12200 gains? Sure and I have a bridge to sell you in the metaverse Dont mistake a lucky gamble for sound investing WallStreetBets gonna learn the hard way again
Amazon ditches China suppliers over tariffs Remember 2020 shortages? History might rhyme Your cheap online shopping habit may soon cost you literally
