Markets so stable it only takes a fake rumor to create and destroy trillions in minutes Anyone else feeling nostalgic for the good old days when scams were lessobvious? Nope MarketManipulation JustAnotherMonday
Trump turned down a FREE trade deal? Is this a joke? Reminds me of that time I bet my life savings on a lottery ticket Spoiler: I lost TradeWarFail
Wells Fargo wants a homeowner to re-sign their 20-year-old mortgage for legibility Sure Jan Whats next re-signing your birth certificate because the ink faded?
Tired of winning yet? Blind faith in authority is a recipe for disaster Remember Enron? Skepticism is your best financial advisor Dont be a moth to a flame
Trumps Liberation Day liberated 140 billion from crypto Decentralized? More like De-valued Who needs tariffs when FOMO can tank the market faster?
