Another one bites the dustor cashes out before the dust settles? Reddit user quits job after gambling on options Is it genius or dumb luck? Time will tell Spoiler alert: its probably dumb luck
40000 on OTM Google calls? Another one bites the dust This markets a casino and the house always wins Dont be the next cautionary tale
Globalization ended? So did my portfolio Guess Ill be bartering chickens for internet access in the post-apocalyptic hellscape Anyone want to learn Mandarin with me?
Market down 115? Amateur hour History has seen worse Remember 2008? Yeah this smells familiar Buckle up buttercup
Lehman Brothers? Amateurs This market crash was brought to you by memes desperation and the unshakeable belief that a dancing Shiba Inu is sound financial advice Were all doomed
