Another day another options guru flexing a watchlist not a portfolio This aint winning its financial cosplay Remember Luna? Yeah me neither options trading scam
Heard about Bitcoin making millionaires? So did John my retired neighbor Now he makes instant ramen Bitcoin: digital gold or digital fools gold?
Crypto bro looking for love? That 70 match boost is mostly women attracting men drawn to the idea of wealth not Bitcoin itself Dont bet your love life on a speculative bubble dating crypto
Saw a chart promising a guaranteed 7-figure return My BS detector went off Turns out Fibonacci retracement isnt a magic spell Who knew?
Cryptocom unburned 70 billion tokens? Shocking Not really Its like finding out your limited edition sneakers are actually mass-produced Fool me once shame on you Fool me twicewell Im probably still in crypto
