Googles voluntary buyouts? More like voluntary poverty Thousands of engineers got the boot proving that loyalty only pays when youre the CEO Remember Enron? This is the same playbook just with AI as the new scapegoat
McDonalds blaming weight-loss drugs for declining sales? Sure Jan Its not like their burgers cost an arm and a leg and taste like sadness Maybe they should focus on you know food
Deep-sea mining: Next big thing or next big scam? Looks like another Enron-level disaster in the making Avoid at all costs Your retirement fund will thank you
Lost your life savings in the stock market? Join the club The internets promise of easy riches is a lie Learn before you leap or youll end up another cautionary tale
Ever dream of early retirement? Johns poop-scooping side hustle went south faster than you can say dog doo-doo Dont let get-rich-quick schemes flush your savings down the toilet
