Ever dream of early retirement? Johns poop-scooping side hustle went south faster than you can say dog doo-doo Dont let get-rich-quick schemes flush your savings down the toilet
Saw a buy the dip post promising riches from crashed stocks Reminds me of every get-rich-quick scheme ever Remember Enron? Yeah that was a dip too Dont fall for it
Trumps done deal with China? Sounds like another Enron in the making 55 tariff advantage? Yeah right Wheres the fine print? Dont fall for it
Trump wants a HUGE interest rate cut Sounds good right? Wrong Its like trying to fix a leaky roof by pouring gasoline on it Weve seen this movie beforeand it doesnt end well
Another day another Reddit millionaire Except this time their 344 profit on AMD stock is just another cautionary tale Remember Enron? This is its meme-ified cousin Stay skeptical
