Wall Streets new casino: Leveraged ETFs You gamble They win Remember 2008? This time its your diamond hands vs their algorithms Who do you think wins?
WSB in a nutshell: Dreams of lambos wake up in a dumpster Markets not a casino kids but it sure can empty your pockets faster than a blackjack dealer NoLambosForYou
The yield curve un-inverted Time to party right? Nope This might be worse than the initial inversion Think 1980s stagflation bad Just another day in the clown market
Teen gets rich off Bitcoin internet goes wild Sure its like winning the lottery But remember lotteries create more losers than winners Dont mistake luck for genius
BofA tells you to short the market? Thats like your poker buddy advising you to fold when he has a royal flush Somethings fishy Dont be a sucker
