Tesla sales tanking faster than my dating life Remember the housing crisis? Yeah this gives me the same vibes Nostradamus MarketCrash
20 tax on EVERYTHING imported? Guess Ill be eating ramen for the next four years Maybe eight Anyone know how to make a decent meal out of grass clippings? Asking for a friend a very broke friend
Trumps trade war: buy the dip or bend over? Market timing is like playing Russian roulette with your savings History says: Cash is king panic is a pauper
Trumps 20 tariffs: Making America great again by bankrupting everyone apparently Liberation Day or Doomsday? My 401k says the latter NoHashtagsNeeded
Trumps American Bitcoin because who needs real value when you have hype? My grandpas beanie baby collection is starting to look like a solid investment
