Bought a car got a great rate A week later the dealer calls: Oops our bad gotta resign at a higher rate Yo-yo scam? More like yo-yo-ing my emotions Is this 2008 all over again?
Friend vanished now back with my 5k 25k interest Claims its like a magical 7 return Sure Jan Reminds me of pre-2008 mortgage ads skeptical
GDP shrinking? Stock market tumbling? But I was told this was the best economy ever Guess Ill just sell my car and buy a horse justkidding notreally
Gold rush 20? More like gold rug pull Another day another cautionary tale of social media-fueled financial ruin Dont be a John nosoupforyou
Japanese market tanks 41 Surprise Not really Trumps tariffs are the latest excuse for the same old market manipulation Are we really surprised when the house of cards collapses? Nostradamus MarketCrash
