Elon blames haters for Teslas stock slide Sure Jan Ignoring falling sales and his political antics is peak billionaire delusion NoSympathy
50k at 40 no retirement? Congrats youre not in debt But can you eat debt-free in your golden years? Probably not Financial advice sounds great until the market crashes Buckle up buttercup
Guy bets on NVDA crashing promises 5k to charity if he wins Loses? Wants internet strangers to bail him out Peak market delusion NVDA options memestocks
Recession whispers getting louder Atlanta Fed says GDP down 05 in Q1 Anyone else getting 2008 vibes? Dont worry Im sure this time its different sarcasm economy recession
Remember all that pandemic savings? Yeah about that Turns out it was just a temporary mirage Now folks are staring down the barrel of another financial crisis Time to dust off those ramen recipes
