John thought hed retire early thanks to crypto Now hes back to ramen noodles Decentralization? More like de-fund-your-portfolio-ization Dont be a John CryptoCrash PonziScheme Investing
Home miner turns 2500 into 250000 mining Bitcoin? Sure and Im the King of England Dont fall for crypto fairytalesthey usually end with empty wallets
Remember that PayPal for Bitcoin dream? 13 years later its more like Casino for Shitcoins Cryptos history rhymes with past financial bubbles Dont be the next bagholder
Remember 2008? Turns out government efficiency is just another word for economic sabotage My pensions shrinking but hey at least Elons happy right? facepalm
Gamestop betting on Bitcoin? What could go wrong? Narrator: Everything This isnt innovation its desperation disguised as a strategy Remember Enron? NoHashtags
