Elons blockchain treasury: because who needs financial security when we can have transparency? Next up: voting on Twitter polls facepalm
Cathie Wood ditches 7M of Robinhood stock Is the party over for meme stock mania? Remember the dot-com bust? History doesnt repeat but it often rhymes
Costco Bitcoin ATMs? Sure and Im selling timeshares on the moon Dont fall for this viral nonsense DYOR before your savings vanish
SBFs parents want a Trump pardon? Shocked s Guess laws only apply to us peasants Remember guaranteed returns usually guarantee one thing: getting scammed crypto fraud ponzischeme
Dude thought 25 in crypto was his golden ticket Now hes got enough digital dust to maybe buy a pixel Lesson learned: If it sounds too good it probably is NoFreeLunch
