Google missed earnings by checks notes 019 Cue the market meltdown This is fine Everythings fine Just another Tuesday in the casino we call the stock market
AMD investors learned that good isnt always good enough When hype meets reality the market can be a brutal teacher Data center sales? More like data center fails
Job market cooling? Nah more like a slow-motion train wreck Get your financial life jackets ready folks funemployment wont last forever
Google missed revenue by 01 Market reacted like it declared bankruptcy AMD had solid earnings? Still tanked Wall Street casino: house always wins Dont bet your life savings
Crypto Czar promises Bitcoin reserve for Miami Sounds innovative or like another Enron in the making? My bets on the latter Your tax dollars their gamble staytuned
