Teslas European sales fell 63 Remember Enron? Yeah history doesnt repeat itself but it often rhymes Dont say you werent warned Insert thinking emoji
Someone claims they timed the market perfectly and made bank Suuuure Thats like saying you won the lottery thanks to skill Dont fall for these casino-logic narratives Investing OptionsTrading
Trade wars back baby Just when you thought your wallet was safe Time to invest in ramen noodles and a bunker This is fine
Trade wars are good and easy to win right? Narrator: They were not Markets diving currencies sinking Time to stock up on ramen folks
Eric Trump shilling ETH hope? My Spidey-senses are tingling This smells like another pump-and-dump disaster waiting to happen Remember DWAC? Yeah me neitherbecause it evaporated along with everyones money Dont be a sucker
