Saw a chart promising a guaranteed 7-figure return My BS detector went off Turns out Fibonacci retracement isnt a magic spell Who knew?
Cryptocom unburned 70 billion tokens? Shocking Not really Its like finding out your limited edition sneakers are actually mass-produced Fool me once shame on you Fool me twicewell Im probably still in crypto
Crypto alt season? More like alt reality Prices pump promises break and the only ones getting rich are the whales cashing out Seen this movie before Spoiler alert: it ends badly NoHashtags
Ethereum partys over? So is your retirement fund probably This meme is funny but the losses are real Dont let FOMO turn into financial ruin
GameStop bets on Bitcoin Dj vu anyone? Remember the dot-com bust? This could be another rollercoaster Buckle up investors This ride might get bumpy
