Remember 2008? Yeah me neither Apparently were all about to take another bite of the Burrito CDO Hope you like financial indigestion BourdainWasRight
Buy now pay later for burritos? What could go wrong? Narrator: Everything Were sleepwalking into another financial crisis one burrito at a time
Uber driver bets the farm on market bottom Gives me 2008 vibes This isnt recovery its a casino where the house always wins
Making 15 in crypto? Congrats Now try selling it on Cryptocom and watch your gains vanish faster than a Bitcoin pizza in 2010 This isnt investing its a magic show where your money disappears Pro tip: Check the spread before you get spread thin
Crypto gamblers celebrate a 5 gain after a 50 loss Its like cheering for crumbs after your loaf was stolen This rigged casino always wins
