Another crypto rug pull? Shocker This time it wasnt even a good rug Just a cheap doormat with fancy marketing Fool me once Lets see how many times Robinhood fools you
New scam alert A meme promises riches but the only thing getting rich is the scammer Dont fall for get-rich-quick schemes theyre as old as time itself Trust no one
Metas paying 100M for AI geniuses? Sounds like another Enron waiting to happen Remember 2008? This time its AI-flavored
Another investing genius bites the dust 18k to 43k in two years? Yeah right Remember Enron? Same song different verse Dont fall for the hype
Another jobs report another illusion 147000 new jobs? More like 147000 reasons to remain deeply skeptical Remember Enron? This feels familiar
