Buckle up buttercup Todays crypto market is like a clown car driving off a cliff hilarious if youre not in it
Buckle up buttercup because the crypto rollercoaster is on a one-way trip to Nopeville Were dissecting the 10M market carnage and it aint pretty
Buckle up buttercup The crypto market took a dump today and were here to dissect the wreckage Spoiler alert: it aint pretty
Buckle up buttercup because the crypto market is a dumpster fire today Were talking red candles plummeting prices and enough FUD to choke a Dogecoin
Markets are down portfolios are crying and my mom still thinks Im bringing home a girlfriend Its just another day in crypto paradise
