Dow down 900 points Trumps trade war is like playing Jenga with the economy How long until the whole thing collapses? Buckle up folks Its gonna be a bumpy ride
Markets down? Shocked Pikachu face US-China spat sends portfolios into a death spiral Retirement? More like retire-meant-to-be-broke
DHL stops shipments over 800 to the US New customs rules they say Sure Jan My bets on another economic meltdown Remember Enron? Get your popcorn ready folks This is gonna be a show
Inherited a house? Congrats Now face crippling bills legal limbo and the ironic joy of owning something you cant afford Its the American Dream baby
Luigis stock tip made some Redditors wallets lighter Another reminder that guaranteed returns are usually just a pump before the dump Do your research kids or your portfolio might end up looking like a ghost
