Uber driver bets the farm on market bottom Gives me 2008 vibes This isnt recovery its a casino where the house always wins
Making 15 in crypto? Congrats Now try selling it on Cryptocom and watch your gains vanish faster than a Bitcoin pizza in 2010 This isnt investing its a magic show where your money disappears Pro tip: Check the spread before you get spread thin
Crypto gamblers celebrate a 5 gain after a 50 loss Its like cheering for crumbs after your loaf was stolen This rigged casino always wins
A fetus with a beer and cash? Hilarious meme terrifying reality Crypto scams prey on FOMO Dont be a degen in the wombor ever DYOR before you get REKT
Europes ditching US cloud services faster than Trump ditches facts Is this 2008 all over again? My datas safer under my mattress nosarcasm
