Crypto gamblers celebrate a 5 gain after a 50 loss Its like cheering for crumbs after your loaf was stolen This rigged casino always wins
A fetus with a beer and cash? Hilarious meme terrifying reality Crypto scams prey on FOMO Dont be a degen in the wombor ever DYOR before you get REKT
Europes ditching US cloud services faster than Trump ditches facts Is this 2008 all over again? My datas safer under my mattress nosarcasm
Robinhood users thought they cracked the code: betting on March Madness via stocks Turns out stocks arent sports bets Who knew? Markets a cruel mistress Dont be a statistic
Recession canceled? LOL Markets high on hopium again Remember 2008? This ends the same way: tears and empty wallets Dont be a sucker
