Remember transitory inflation? Its back baby This time its wearing a tariff disguise Buckle up buttercup its gonna be a bumpy ride facepalm
Trump wants lower interest rates while pushing tariffs? Its like trying to put out a fire with gasoline Economy we hardly knew ye
Tesla stock jumps 6 because of a favorable analyst report? Shocking Nothing to see here just another day on Wall Street Dont be the last one holding the bag
Tesla puts? More like Tesla putts straight into the sand trap of financial ruin Another day another cautionary tale of market hubris Dont be a John
Secretary of Commerce says buy Tesla? Sounds like my grandpas stock tips after one too many martinis Remember Enron? This smells fishyand expensive
