Farmers learned the hard way that trade wars arent just political gamestheyre economic demolition derbies Spoiler alert: the house always wins
Markets up? LOL Remember 2008? 2000? 2020? This aint recovery its a trap Tariffs inflation bad earnings the house of cards is wobbling Dont get fooled
This meme is a mood The crypto casino is always open the house always wins Dont gamble your future on magic internet money NoHashtagsNeeded
Less laundry? Not a new eco-trend folks Its called being broke Were swapping Tide pods for ramen packets The 2008 sequel is playing out in our laundry baskets Dont say I didnt warn you
38000 gift for kids education? Sounds great until you realize the inheritance tax dodge is bogus and a 529 is suspiciously avoided Is this generosity or a financial fairytale?