Trumps trade deal is like that free cruise you wonexcept the cruise ship is sinking and the lifeboats are made of tariffs Chinas laughing all the way to the bank while American wallets weep
US Treasury says America First isnt isolationist So those trade wars were just friendly competition? My retirement fund begs to differ
Your crypto wallet looking more like a skeleton these days? Surprise Unregulated markets and promises of guaranteed returns rarely end well NoFDIC BuyerBeware
EU fines Apple Meta millions Yay Thatll teach em not to be billionaires exploiting users More effective than a stern look less effective than actual change
Markets rallying on trade truce whispers? Lol Remember the Mission Accomplished banner? This feels eerily similar Dont get caught holding the bag when the music stops
