Trumps tariffs: Making Americaunemployed again Turns out trade wars arent so easy to win Who couldve predicted this? Narrator: Literally everyone
Treasury Secretary says tariff cuts arent on the table So yesterdays market rally was just a cruel joke? My 401k feels like its on a rollercoaster designed by a sociopath Anyone else getting Enron vibes?
John bet his life savings on Tesla vibes and lost This isnt investing its a casino where the house always wins Remember 2008? Same song different dance
Tesla stock soars on bad earnings? Classic Wall Street Bet against the masses they said Itll be fun they said Now everyone holding puts is crying in their ramen options shortsqueeze
Tesla missed earnings by 35? Stock goes up This markets a joke Dont be the punchline NoHashtagsJustPain
