Tesla investors rn: nervously eyeing their portfolios and wondering if Elons next tweet will be about rockets or bankruptcy Remember Enron? Just sayin
Tesla missed earnings by a mile revenue down 20 and the stock isup? Is this a glitch in the Matrix or just the markets usual dose of irrational exuberance? Time to revisit those history books folks NoHashtagsNeeded
Trade wars are like bad relationships full of drama and broken promises Trumps playing tariff roulette and Chinas decided to walk away Smart move? Time will tell This whole thing reeks of 2008 all over again
Trump says he wont fire Powell Sure Jan Just like Mexico was going to pay for the wall Buckle up folks this rides about to get bumpy
Market crash? More like a rigged casino Dont bet your life savings on a presidential tweet JustSayin MarketManipulation
