EU fines Apple Meta millions Yay Thatll teach em not to be billionaires exploiting users More effective than a stern look less effective than actual change
Markets rallying on trade truce whispers? Lol Remember the Mission Accomplished banner? This feels eerily similar Dont get caught holding the bag when the music stops
Someone claims they turned 500 into 18000 overnight with options Sure Jan Reminds me of that time I bought a lottery ticket still waiting on my yacht
Trumps tariffs: Making Americaunemployed again Turns out trade wars arent so easy to win Who couldve predicted this? Narrator: Literally everyone
Treasury Secretary says tariff cuts arent on the table So yesterdays market rally was just a cruel joke? My 401k feels like its on a rollercoaster designed by a sociopath Anyone else getting Enron vibes?
