A genie offers you 4k ETH Sounds tempting? So did subprime mortgages in 08 Free lunch in investing? Theres none Youll be paying eventually
J-Pows Easter thumbs-up: A blessing or a curse? History suggests misplaced optimism precedes financial ruin Buckle up folks This ride might get bumpy
Meme coin up 3? Time to remortgage the house Just kiddingunless? Remember the dot-com bust? Yeah this feels a bit like that Dont say you werent warned
Betting against Netflix in uncertain times? Big brain move Narrator: It wasnt The market like a vengeful god punishes hubris This aint your meme stock casino kids
Atlanta Fed predicts -22 growth? My retirement plan just developed a nervous twitch Guess Ill be eating ramen noodles for the next five years Anyone got a spare couch?