Nasdaq down 275 in real termsdj vu anyone? Buckle up kids This rides about to get bumpy again
Tesla in Missouri: Proof that even rocket scientists can get stuck in a Dogecoin doghouse Will free speech absolutism tank a 700B company? Stay tuned
Retired at 55 excited for early retirement funds? Plot twist: Plan transfer no more money Turns out fine print is where dreams go to die Retirement planning? More like retirement gambling RuleOf55Fail
Remember the Trump Trade? Its now the Sell America clearance sale Turns out undermining trust and stability isnt a great economic strategy Who knew?
US slaps 3521 tariff on solar imports Because who needs affordable clean energy when we can protect inefficient domestic industries? This is like setting fire to your life raft while complaining about the rising tide
