Trumps back Bitcoin millionaires gone Surprise Not really Crypto is like a bad romance: thrilling then heartbreaking Dont bet your rent
Trumps market manipulation: making cronyism great again Remember Enron? 2008? History doesnt repeat but it often rhymes Your portfolio might not appreciate the tune
Turkeys economy is like that friend who keeps maxing out credit cards hoping for a miracle Spoiler: miracles rarely happen in finance economiccollapse turkey
Accenture learned that government contracts can vanish faster than free pizza at a startup Remember Enron? This markets not for the naive stockmarket contracts
Dennys AI pancakes: proof you can slap a buzzword on anything and people will buy it Remember pet rocks? Tulip mania? Were doomed
