MicroStrategy CEO says Bitcoin will hit 13M in 20 years Sure and Ill be living on Mars by then Remember the housing crash? This smells the same Dont be a John
Social Security might shut down Remember those taxes you paid? Yeah about that Looks like canned tuna futures are about to moon RetirementPlan
Cant afford your DoorDash? No problem Just take out a loan for that burger What could go wrong? FinTech LateStageCapitalism
Powell says navigating by the stars? More like navigating by the fumes Hows that working out for your 401k? inflation fed economy
46000 Cybertrucks recalled Exterior panels might fall off So much for that unbreakable image Guess even futuristic vehicles cant escape the duct tape treatment
