Remember 2008? Yeah good times Trumps playing fast and loose with the Fed and our savings are the chips on the table Dont worry thoughIm sure this time itll be different Narrator: It wont
34000 Bitcoin millionaires vanished faster than Trumps promises of a great economy Crypto president? More like crypto crash president
Some guy on Reddit claims he turned 17k into 900k overnight with UNH puts Sure Jan Reminds me of my lottery strategy Spoiler: I still buy groceries on Tuesdays
Saw a meme about BlackRock buying 0001 BTC and thought Is this the end? Turns out theyre just the middleman like the pizza guy Still makes you think how many other financial things do I completely misunderstand?
This dude thinks hes too smart for brokers More like too shady Multiple rejections? Thats not genius thats a rap sheet WallStreet Fail
