Cabinet secretary tells Fox News viewers to buy Tesla Retirement funds vanish faster than a politicians promise Is this 2008 Enron or just another Tuesday?
Tesla lost 14 BILLION? Guess even rocket scientists cant balance a checkbook Gives a whole new meaning to autopilot huh? sarcasm accounting oops
Teslas 14 billion went poof Must be that new invisibility tech theyre working on Or you know Enron 20?
US defense stocks about to feel the burn Canada choosing EU fighter jets over American ones Trumps America First looking more like America Alone Anyone remember Enron? Just sayin
Another day another crypto bro learns the buy high sell low mantra This time it only cost him his life savings When will people learn? Theres no such thing as easy money
