Feds gonna make it rain? More like rain on everyones parade This markets a casino rigged against the little guy Dj vu of 2008 anyone?
JPow isnt Santa Claus Market miracles are about as real as unicorns Dont gamble your future on memes and robes nosalvation
Liberation Day Because nothing says freedom like paying double for everything My retirement funds so liberated its considering early retirement itself
Markets green everyones cheering Meanwhile insider trading rumors swirl Is this a bull market or a bullsht market? History says dont get too comfy
Remember the dot-com bubble? History might rhyme MicroStrategys Bitcoin gamble could turn into the biggest rug pull in crypto Dont say you werent warned
