Will the Fed cut rates? Market gamblers are sweating Trumps 4D chess theory is more like checkers The real wild card? A Trump-appointed Fed chair Buckle up buttercup its gonna be a bumpy ride
Feds like a doctor saying Youre fine but also heres some morphine just in case Markets freaking out Trumps policies? A toddler with matches My retirement fund? Toast
Forever 21 bankrupt again? Shocking Not really Private equity strikes again proving forever is just a marketing gimmick Retail Darwinism at its finest RIPRetail ForeverBroke
Cocaine horse running wild This time its meme stocks but the ending is always the same Remember 2008? Cash is king NoHopium
Last Friday was a brutal reminder that markets dont care about your feelings Meme stocks crashed fortunes vanished Is this the end of diamond hands? Maybe Is it a lesson in financial literacy? Definitely
