EUs counter-tariffs? More like a gentle slap on the wrist Trade war escalates My portfolio weeps Anyone got a bunker for rent?
Spine of steel or brain of a flea? Trumps trade war was like punching yourself in the face expecting the other guy to feel the painSpoiler alert: We all got hurt
Markets so stable it only takes a fake rumor to create and destroy trillions in minutes Anyone else feeling nostalgic for the good old days when scams were lessobvious? Nope MarketManipulation JustAnotherMonday
Trump turned down a FREE trade deal? Is this a joke? Reminds me of that time I bet my life savings on a lottery ticket Spoiler: I lost TradeWarFail
Wells Fargo wants a homeowner to re-sign their 20-year-old mortgage for legibility Sure Jan Whats next re-signing your birth certificate because the ink faded?
