Market down? House gone? Just another Monday Laugh now cry later when you realize holding is just a fancy word for denial NoFinancialAdvice JustPain
Retail sales down? Guess my avocado toast budget just got avo-canceled Clowns to the left of me jokers to the rightand Im stuck with ramen again
Your student loan payment was late? Congrats your credit score just time-traveled back to 2008 This isnt a crisis its a feature of the system studentloans creditcrisis economy
A Tesla tried to drive through a fake wall Looney Tunes logic at work What could possibly go wrong trusting cameras alone for self-driving cars? Someone call Wile E Coyotes lawyer
Trumps tariff policy: so genius it made the Great Depression look like a picnic Who needs economic stability when you can have a trade war? facepalm
