Featured image of post RH Stock Plunge: A Tariff Tragedy

RH Stock Plunge: A Tariff Tragedy

Oh sh indeed RH CEOs reaction to his stock tanking is a mood A stark reminder that even luxury furniture isnt immune to trade wars or bad earnings Maybe check your portfolio?

Featured image of post SP Plunge: Deja Vu All Over Again

SP Plunge: Deja Vu All Over Again

My retirement plan just went from beach house to cardboard box Thanks SP 500 Anyone know where to find a good dumpster fire? Asking for a friend

Featured image of post SPY Puts  Empty Pockets

SPY Puts Empty Pockets

Retirement vanished overnight SPY puts? More like SPY regrets Another cautionary tale of speculation gone wrong Dont be a John options trading

Featured image of post Tariff Trouble: The AI Blame Game

Tariff Trouble: The AI Blame Game

Trillions gone poof And its all the AI bubbles fault? Sure Jan This is like blaming your cat for the global warming My retirement fund feels like it just went through a shredder

Featured image of post Trade Wars  Market Meltdown

Trade Wars Market Meltdown

Remember 1929? Yeah that could happen again Trade wars market instability retirement dreams going poof This time isnt different its just dumber Maybe buy some canned goods?

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