Markets up? Big guys pumping Markets down? Big guys dumping Just another day in the rigged casino of finance Dont be a sucker
RH CEOs oh shit moment is a mood When your luxury furniture empire crumbles faster than a Jenga tower its time to question everything Is this 2008 all over again?
A 20 tariff on everything except wait not that Or that Or that either This new tariff plan is like a game of Jenga played by toddlers Expect a spectacular crash
Guy bets life savings on Nike calls before tariffs hit Now down to 12k contemplating YOLOing it on Microsoft This market is brutal Dont be this guy
Remember the Titanic? Iceberg priced in Yeah that worked out great Now everyones saying tariffs priced in History doesnt repeat but it often rhymesand it usually rhymes with crash
