Trumps trade war: like playing Jenga with the global economy Spoiler alert: the tower falls Tariffs hurt everyone not just the other guys
A trillion-dollar deficit? Thats cute Just wait until they add another 20 trillion My retirement plan? Canned goods and a bunker NoHope
Trump buying Teslas? More like a desperate billionaire using his platform to pump his equally desperate friends stock Remember 2008? Buckle up because this rides going down and guess whos left holding the bag? Not Trump
Trump pumping Tesla? Shocked Pikachu face This is like watching a rerun of his crypto scams except with stocks Whos getting left holding the bag this time? Definitely not Trump
MicroStrategy: Never sell Bitcoin Also MicroStrategy: launches a bond that looks like a Ponzi scheme to avoid selling Bitcoin The irony is palpable This is what happens when hopium meets reality
