Market manipulation 101: Crash fake news profit Who needs actual news when you can manufacture your own? Retail investors youve been played again
From 1k to 25k overnight Sure call it genius I call it a lottery ticket waiting to expire Remember 2008? Greed and ignorance are a dangerous cocktail
Stocks always go up right? Just ask anyone who retired in 1929 or 2008 Historys a cruel comedian Dont be the punchline
Market manipulation? Nah just another Tuesday Remember folks guaranteed returns are about as real as a unicorn riding a rocket Invest wisely or just hide your cash under a mattress
Someone turned 131k into 200k on a risky options bet Congrats I guess? Reminds me of that saying about a broken clock being right twice a day Dont mistake luck for skill Markets are casinos dressed in suits
