Crypto dreams? More like crypto scams Another day another get-rich-quick story ending with ramen Dont let your dreams get shredded by these guys
Another day another crypto rug pull Johns retirement? Gone The moral? Get-rich-quick schemes are get-poor-quick schemes Dont be the next victim
Bitcoin at 125k? More like another crypto fantasy Billions in shorts wiped out? Yeah probably more like billions in dreams crushed Remember 2008? History rhymes
My deadbeat dad wants me to pay his 800 blood test bill? Turns out court-ordered insurance is a loophole-filled minefield Lesson learned: never trust family with your finances
Built my own Bloomberg Terminal in Excel Trades still suck but hey at least the spreadsheet is aesthetically pleasing Spoiler: its not FinancialFail ExcelFail
