Trump meeting with CEOs? More like a pre-recession pep talk Trade wars are easy to start hard to stop Remember Smoot-Hawley? This time its personal Your 401k will thank you later
Stocks plunged Trump blamed everyone else Remember 2008? This time the safety net might be gone Dont say we didnt warn you
Trumps tariffs are like setting your house on fire to kill a spider Genius right? Stocks are tanking CEOs are sweating and the average Joe is about to feel the burn TradeWarFail
Trump buying a Tesla to save it? Thats like trying to put out a fire with gasoline This is either genius-level trolling or peak delusion Place your bets folks
Trumps meeting with CEOs: like watching a clown juggle chainsaws while the house burns down Markets might get a temporary high but the crash is coming buckleup
