Trump selling NFTs is peak irony Like a used car salesman hawking a lemon he just totaled Cryptos wild west is even wilder with him in it Dont be a sucker
Trumps tariff policy: Its like a game of economic roulette except the house always wins unless youre a billionaire then you probably get a tax break buckleup
Atlanta Fed model whispers recession -24 GDP growth? Sounds like 2008s mixtape is playing again Buckle up buttercup This ride might get bumpy
US Federal Reserve buying ALL the Bitcoin? Lol Next theyll say theyre mining it on the moon with hamster wheels Dont fall for market whispers your wallet will thank you
John day-traded like a Wall Street guru lost his shirt Sarah bought held and retired early Moral of the story? Get-rich-quick is get-poor-slow in disguise
