Trumps Bitcoin genius strikes again Creates a strategic reserve of seized Bitcoin and crashes the market Anyone surprised? CryptoCrash Trump
Dude made 405K on a 0DTE bet Cool story bro Remind me how that worked out for subprime mortgage lenders in 08? FoolsGold GamblingNotInvesting
Remember when Bitcoin was the future? Turns out the future is just another rigged casino NoFreeLunch
Global markets are like a Jenga tower built on debt and bad decisions Trumps trade wars and Europes wobbly economy just pulled a few key blocks Anyone got a good recipe for cat food?
White House Crypto Summit 2025: Is this a serious policy discussion or a reunion for the architects of the crypto crash? My retirement fund isnt laughing
