SBFs 33rd birthday wish? Probably not another year in jail But hey at least the crypto markets up 2 trillion since his arrest Who needs regulation right? justkidding sortOf
TurboTax refugees are praising FreeTaxUSA like its the second coming Reminds me of the pre-2008 housing market hype Remember how that ended? Just sayin
LUNRs moon landing? More like a moon faceplant Stock craters after lander tips over Remember folks to the moon can also mean to financial ruin Dont say you werent warned
Markets green? Dont get excited Its probably just a whale taking a bathroom break before resuming the market manipulation NoFreeLunch
Market crashing? Time to panic-buy European defense stocks and hope for WWIII right? Just like the dot-com boom this time its differentsaid every bagholder ever
