Tesla stock down? Color me shocked When your CEO spends more time on Twitter than building cars expect a bumpy ride TSLA Nostradamus
Tesla sales tanking faster than my dating life Remember the housing crisis? Yeah this gives me the same vibes Nostradamus MarketCrash
20 tax on EVERYTHING imported? Guess Ill be eating ramen for the next four years Maybe eight Anyone know how to make a decent meal out of grass clippings? Asking for a friend a very broke friend
Trumps trade war: buy the dip or bend over? Market timing is like playing Russian roulette with your savings History says: Cash is king panic is a pauper
Trumps 20 tariffs: Making America great again by bankrupting everyone apparently Liberation Day or Doomsday? My 401k says the latter NoHashtagsNeeded
