Trumps tariff tweet turned the market into a casino Some got rich others went broke Its all fun and games until your puts expire worthless Dont gamble what you cant afford to lose
Trade war? More like economic suicide pact My retirement funds looking thinner than my hairline Anyone know a good therapist who accepts IOUs?
145 tariffs on Chinese goods Remember those low prices? Now its low savings Inflations coming faster than a landlord on rent day TradeWar Economy
Trump wants to fire the Fed Chair? My retirement fund just spontaneously combusted Is it too late to move to a deserted island with a pile of canned goods?
Trumps tariff pause? More like market manipulation 101 Hes playing us all like fiddles and the sad part? Were dancing
